(Voiced by Ashley Tisdale): O o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o oh, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, Oh My God, That Sweet Sexy Lois Griffin is sooooooooooooooooooo FAT!! I Better Look in my Girl undershorts, Pull out my Penis, and Start to Piss on her Really Very sooooooooooooo hard!!!!!